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Artist/Trackname	Listen	Buy	Code
Craig David (Bo'Selecta) - You've reached Craig David, come here Kes ya little b******d, I'm trying to break America…
Davina McCall (Bo'Selecta) - We're live we're live, so don't say f**k, bugger or chick with a dick
Denis Norden (Bo'Selecta) - If you're one of those people who like watching my show then I'm nearly dead
Frodo and Gollum - I don't want to say this but I'm, I'm - Say it master, say it - I'm f****g sick and tired…
Martine McCutcheon (Bo'Selecta) - Hello I'm Matine MucCutchicun. Ooo I'm gonna be sick again…
Mel B (Bo'Selecta) - Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b****d, she's a minge teasing b****d
Mel B (Bo'Selecta) - Pats, ya phones going, she's a minge teasing b****d, she's a minge teasing b****d.
Michael Jackson (Bo'Selecta) - I'm Michael Jackson and I be saying this is a phone call he he, shamone he he…
Richard and Judy (Bo'Selecta) - Ha you've reached me, Richard and Judy, shut up Judy, shut up…
Baddiel and Skinner (Bo'Selecta) - I am David Baddiel, I am a very funny man, call me a Jew, I like it when you call me Jew…
Stevie Wonder (Bo'Selecta) - Hi guys and welcome to sightseeing with me Stevie Wonder, today I'm in the Algarve
Bob Monkhouse - Now if that’s my wife tell her I'm washing my hair
Borat - You have a funny phone yes... it is like having sex with a pig
Brian Clough - You’ve got a phone call so answer it
Dale Winton - Well someones popular I’d pick that up if I were you
Des Lynam - Result just in ..you’ve got a phone call ...there
Elvis Presley - Hey baby someones on the phone so pick it up...thank you very much
Eminem - Nowdays everybody wanna talk when they got something to say
Harry Hill - A phone call... what are the chances of that happening ey
Julian Clary - I'm strangely drawn into thinking you have a mystery admirer... I thank you
Kermit - Hi ho, please don’t pick up the phone, I think its Miss Piggy
Kevin Keegan - I'm tellin you what I'd love it if you pick that up, love it
Mick Jagger - Some dudes tried to call you..... groovy man
Mrs Bucket (Keeping Up Appearances) - The Bucket residence, the lady of the house speaking
Kat Slater (Bo'Selecta) - I heard ya, slagging off my big fat saggy bingo wings
The Bear - Hello and you've reached me, The Bear, you've just caught me thinking…
Avid Merrion - I love the celebrities, I love the celebrities with the big fat tits...
Dirty Sanchez - Oh My God That Is Minging, Its All Over His Face
Peter Kay - Who's That, Who's That Calling At This Time…
Peter Kay - Pick Me Up, Pick Me Up, Im Going Know Where Me…
Steve Irwin - Well look at that little baby, I think that's a swamp monster calling you
Tommy Cooper - Your phone's ringing, just like that, ha ha
Dom Jolly (Trigger Happy) - Hello.... pick up ya phone...chow
Uncle Fred (Coronation Street) - I say you have a caller, I say you have a caller
Rugrats - Hey you babies pick up the phone…
Match Of The Day - Well have you ever seen anything quite like that…
Mission Impossible - This phone will self desctruct in 10 seconds…
Scooby Doo - Pick up the phone, like huh Scoob…
Inspector Gadget - Go go gadget mobile phone
E.T - E.T. phone home…
The Muppet Show - Kermit the Frog here….
Austin Powers - Groovy baby, ooh behave…
James Bond - Bond, James Bond licensed to kill…
Benny Hill - Well I say, I say, I say...
The Simpsons - Don't have a cow man...
Pot Black - I'd love it to go in…
Tim Westwood - Pimp My Phone
Ab Fab - Well pick up the phone sweety I think its Patsy darling
Anne Robinson - So, don’t know much about answering your phone then
Barry White - Pick up the phone you sexy beast
Basil Fawlty - Are you going to get that then my little pirana fish...jolly good dear
Billy Connolly - I don’t bloody believe it, someone's trying to call ya
Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) - Hello, this is Nadia, all woman…..or am I?
Nadia (Big Brother 5 Winner) - Oh My God!
Daleks - Pick up your phone, if you do not pick up your phone you will be exterminated
Tweety Pie - I tawt I taw a putty cat - Suffering Succotash - I did! I did!