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Artist/Trackname	Listen	Buy	Code
Ali G - Here me now, big up yourself for calling the Staines massive poonani line innit…aaiihh
Bo - Mel B - Hello and thank you for calling me, Mel B…
Bo - Michael Jackson - I'm Michael Jackson…
David Brent - Oh god, what calling up, well you've reached me….
Del Boy - Well Bonjour, you have arrived at the phone of Monsieur Trotter, lovely jubbly
Little Britain - Lou and Andy
Motson and Hanson - Well, extraordinary, I've never known this person to call at this time…
Ozzy Osbourne - Sharon, Sharon, euuurgh, there's someone calling…
Scream - Do you like scary movies?
Simon Cowell - Your problem is that you called up and so far….
Bo - The Bear - Hello and thank you for calling me, The Bear…
Trigger Happy TV - Hello. What? What? You're cracking up…
Victor Meldrew - I don't believe it, now sod off
Blackadder - You have a message so cunning you could brush your teeth with it
Borat - Chenk yue... i like sex
Brian Clough - Listen young man you’ve got a text so get it
Brian Potter - Ey Jerry i’ve got a text thingy...dickhead
Bruce Forsythe - Oh its nice to hear from you, to hear from you nice
Bruno - You have a fashion text... I am bruno
Michael Caine - Oy, you got a text, now not a lot of people know that
Chris Eubank - Greetings, you’ve got a knockout message
Chris Tarrant - Quick it could be worth one million pounds... he he
Cilla Black - Pick it up sweetheart it could be your blind date
Dale Winton - Well have a look, it might improve your text life
Dame Edna - Well would you believe it somebody likes you possum
David Brent (The Office) - He’s bloody mental, he’s not even gonna pick up his phone..ahhh..crazy
Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) - Well are you gonna have a look at that you complete and utter dipstick
Des Lynam - Result just in..you’ve got a text... There
Dot Cotton (Eastenders) - Oh I say
Dr Evil - It's fricking freezing in here Mr Biglesworth
Elvis Presley - Well you got a text..thank you very much
Frank Spencer - Oohh betty I think I've done a woopsie
Geoff Boycott - That's an absolute beauty
Gordon Brittas (Brittas Empire) - A message...excellent
Harry Hill - Someone's text you an abusive message, I don’t make the rules
Ian McAskill - Hello it looks as if someones tried to get hold of you
Jackass - I'm Jonny Knoxville and this is text message poo pie
James Bond - It looks like you’ve got an admirer, it could be moneypenny
James Bond - 007 license to thrill
Janet Street Porter - Well what a sexist message that is
Jimmy Saville - Oh now then, now then
John Motson - Extraordinary, only a minute left and it’s there, a text
John Virgo - He’s only gone and potted this message, great shot
John Wayne - Sit on your horse and drink your milk pilgrim
Jonny Vegas - Ey you got a message, it could be monkey
Jonathan Ross - Someone's tried to text ya, that's completely widiculous
Julian Clary - I'm strangely drawn into thinking you have a text message... I thank you
Kat Slater (Eastenders) - Just pick up the phone you rotten cow
Kenneth Williams - 0o nooooooo, oh matron
Kermit - Hi ho, don’t look at it I think it’s Miss Piggy, Oooh
Kevin Keegan - I'd love it if it's a text, love it
Lisa Minnelli - This is Lisa the surpriser
Lu Lu - Wheyeyeyeyeyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Marge (Simpsons) - Quick i think its Homey
Mark Lawrenson - They’ve got to pick up their phone Ray, they’ve got to
Matrix - There’s a glitch in the matrix
Michael Jackson - Oh a message... that’s just ignorance
Miss Piggy - Oh Kermy Kermy Kermy
Motty - Well I dont beleive it, a chance for a text and its there, extraordinary Trevor
Papa Lazaru - Oh you are my wife now
Papa Lazaru - Dave, Dave
Pat Butcher (Eastenders) - If that's Frank, forget it
Pauline Fowler (Eastenders) - Oh look who it is
Peggy Mitchell - Excuse me, I've got a pub to run
Phoebe (Friends) - Ooh, what is a text thingy
Potter - Jerry, Jerry get that bloody phone
Rolf Harris - Can you tell who it is yet, dum diddy dum
John Inman - I'm free
Max And Paddy - How Dare You
Austin Powers - Yeah Baby Yeah
Catherine Tate - Gran
Comedy - Indian
Comedy - Italian
Comedy - Looney American
Ruby Wax - Well someone's popular
Sis Woodall - A message with more character than a Charles Dickens novel
Steve Irwin - Well look at that baby, its a brand new text message
Sue Pollard - I think this is my yellow coat
Sybil Fawlty - Fawlty Towers, Basil
Tommy Cooper - A text, just like that, ha ha
Tony Blair - It's my policy to say that you’ve just got a message
Uncle Fred (Coronation Street) - There's a text on your phone, I say a text on your phone
Vera Duckworth (Coronation Street) - If that's our Jack I'm gonna flaming kill him
Victor Meldrew - I don't believe it
Wallis (Wallis and Gromit) - Come on Grommit it's time to look at your phone
Yoda (Star Wars) - A text you have, may the force be with you
Alan Partridge - Ah ha, and thanks for calling for Alan's Hot Topic
Michael Barrymore - Alright At The Back
Roy Walker - It's Good But It's Not Right
Daffy Duck - Your Dispicable
Jimmy Saville - Jimmy Saville
Cookie Monster - Cookies
Roy Walker - Keep Pressing And Guessing
Sharon Osbourne - It’s for you scrotum licker
Max And Paddy - Magnet and steel
Road Runner - Meepmeep
Jimmy Saville - Now Then Now Then
Max And Paddy - Pick The Phone Up Flower
Jimmy Saville - Rattle Rattle
Peter Kay - Garlic Bread
Roy Walker - Say What You See
Stifler - Stiflers Back Baby
Hi De Hi - Hello campers
Daffy Duck - Suffering Suckertash
The Fonz - Heyy
Peter Kay - What's All That About
Comedy - Sharon Osbourne
Comedy - West Indian 1
Comedy - West Indian
Comedy - Ashes Hell Of A Beating
Comedy - Richie Ashes
Alan Hansen - You've gotta pick up your phone... Diabolical
Alan Partridge - Butter my arse
Ali G - Ere me now you av a text init...check it
Arnie - I’ll be back
Ashley (Coronation Street) - Oh no, i think it’s me Uncle Fred
Atomic Kitten - You’ve got a message kitten
Austin Powers - Yeah baby yeah!
David Dickinson (Bargain Hunt) - Look bargain hunter its cheap as chips
Barnie (Simpsons) - Who the hell is that...... Burp
Barry Davis - Oh I say who could that be... Lovely
Barry White - A hot text... Groovy
Bart (Simpsons) - Eat my shorts
Shirley Bassey - Diamonds Are Forvever
Bee Gees - You can tell by the way I’m speaking here you’ve got a text so read it now
Bert and Ernie (Sesame Street) - Hey Bert we got a message..Bert..hey Bert....Bert?
Big Mo (Eastenders) - Ere, what you textin for at a time like this
Billy Connolly - Crikey, someone's bloody text ya
He-Man - I have the power
Joey (Friends) - How you doing?
Penelope Pitstop and Mutley - Help! Hehehehehehehehehhe